1. This morning, virtually all of America’s synagogues were empty. That’s because everyone was at Adas Israel in Washington. Many services and post-service goings on going on.
2. This afternoon, virtually all of the nation’s roads were empty. That’s because everyone was driving on Rockville Pike (except that trying to go south; they were parked four lanes across on Rockville Pike.
3. This evening, the nation’s restaurants were empty. That is, with the exception of Zaytinya in Washington. At about 5:15, the tables were filled, the bar over-crowded, and the wait was about an hour. That was at 5:15.
4. Tonight, more than 80 Metro stations in Washington were empty – that’s because everyone was at the Gallery Place station at about 10:00 tonight. Trying to get to a train after the hockey game.