If you wondered why it seemed so empty today….

1. This morning, virtually all of America’s synagogues were empty. That’s because everyone was at Adas Israel in Washington. Many services and post-service goings on going on.

2. This afternoon, virtually all of the nation’s roads were empty. That’s because everyone was driving on Rockville Pike (except that trying to go south; they were parked four lanes across on Rockville Pike.

3. This evening, the nation’s restaurants were empty. That is, with the exception of Zaytinya in Washington. At about 5:15, the tables were filled, the bar over-crowded, and the wait was about an hour. That was at 5:15.

4. Tonight, more than 80 Metro stations in Washington were empty – that’s because everyone was at the Gallery Place station at about 10:00 tonight. Trying to get to a train after the hockey game.

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